More stupid quotes from people I know

Ria (during an ICT lesson!): “Sir, can you unblock my internet so I can go on MySpace?”

Adam: “Do you want to be alone?” Connor: “I want to be alone… with a sandwich!”

Adam: “What time is it?” Connor: “Time for you to get a clock so I can dry my wetness!”

Connor: “There’s a job called author?!”